F.B.I. · BUREAU OF BOOTY AFFAIRS · WEEKLY PUBLICATION WEEK OF OCTOBER 5, 2026 CLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLIC ISSUE #001
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DEPT. A · 01

Celebrity Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #001 WEEK OF OCT 5, 2026
ENTRIES REVIEWED: 4
STATUS: CLASSIFIED
CELEB-001-A ⭐ TOP PICK
Bianca Censori booty pic from TMZ
Ice Spice
Singer/Rapper
The Bureau has reviewed the evidence. No further comment is required. Case filed and sealed.
RATING: 10/10 CASE 001-A
CELEB-001-B INSPECTOR PICK
Megan the Stallion
Megan the Stallion
Rapper/Singer
Inspector noted immediate visual confirmation. Field report submitted without hesitation. The Bureau concurs.
RATING: 8.4/10 CASE 001-B
CELEB-001-C HONORABLE MENTION
Cardi B Booty in White jump suit, image from twitter
Cardi B
Rapper/Perfomer
Evidence compelling enough for a formal Bureau acknowledgment. Dossier filed accordingly.
RATING: 7.6/10 CASE 001-C
CELEB-001-D HONORABLE MENTION
Bianca Censori booty pic from TMZ
Bianca Censori
Architect/Wife of Kanye West
The Bureau's position is that this entry speaks for itself. No further elaboration required.
RATING: 8.4/10 CASE 001-D
BUREAU DISCLAIMER: All celebrity content is sourced from publicly available media. Ratings are non-official, non-binding, and deeply subjective. The Bureau offers no apologies.
DEPT. B · 02

Fattest Porn Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #001 DISPATCHES: 3
PLATFORM: XVIDEOS
RATING: EXPLICIT
VID-001-A 18+ EXPLICIT
Mandy Muse and Payton Preslee Big Oiled Butts Interracial Threesome
Carefully inspected: Two, beautifully oiled up pawgs having a threesome
BUREAU RATING: 9./10 FILED: CASE 001
VID-001-B 18+ EXPLICIT
My Friend's Mom's Beautiful Sexy Ass and Huge Pussy
Greatly inspected, and certified huge booty milf
BUREAU RATING: 9.3/10 FILED: CASE 002
VID-001-C 18+ EXPLICIT
BIG BOOTY SNOWBUNNY FUCKS BBC
Carefully Inspected: Gorgeous, oiled up pawg inpossibleoreo with her boyfriend
BUREAU RATING: 8.8/10 FILED: CASE 003
ALL VIDEO CONTENT IS SOURCED FROM PUBLICLY AVAILABLE ADULT PLATFORMS. ALL INDIVIDUALS DEPICTED ARE 18+ CONSENTING ADULTS. THE BUREAU VERIFIES NOTHING AND TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERYTHING.
DEPT. C · 03

Fattest Promo Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #001 SUBMISSIONS: 2
VERIFIED: YES
CONSENT: CONFIRMED
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BUREAU CONSENT PROTOCOL ACTIVE. All individuals featured in this section have explicitly submitted their photos for public display on this website and have consented to appearing in the Weekly Bureau. The Bureau does not post unsolicited or non-consensual content. If you believe content was posted without consent, contact us immediately.
Ava Love
✓ CONSENT VERIFIED
🏆 TOP SUBMISSION
SUB-001-A · WEEK 001
Ava Love 💞
@Avalovexxx_
Faceless, no drama, all booty. Certified PAWG — BBC and anal enthusiast who lets the evidence speak for itself. No face, no problem. The Bureau reviewed this submission thoroughly and has nothing further to add except: case closed.
BUREAU RATING9.5/10
INSPECTION LEVELEXTREME
STATUSVERIFIED
The Only Hales
✓ CONSENT VERIFIED
INSPECTOR APPROVED
SUB-001-B · WEEK 001
🍑 The Only Hales 🍑
@theonlyhales
Creamy, curvaceous, and built to provide. Gorgeous Latina with a fat juicy ass and a perfect body the Bureau has been forced to classify as a national asset. Her mission is simple: deliver. The Bureau has reviewed the evidence and seconded that mission without hesitation.
BUREAU RATING9.8/10
INSPECTION LEVELEXTREME
STATUSVERIFIED
DEPT. E · 05

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