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Form FBI-1 · Entrance Examination

The F.B.I. Exam

Anyone can appreciate a fat booty.

But can you inspect one?

Take the official, completely unaccredited Fat Booty Inspector Entrance Exam and discover where you rank among the Bureau's most elite operatives.

10 Questions 4 Ranks 1 Chance to Prove Yourself

Results are final. The Bureau does not negotiate. Your rank will be assigned based on demonstrated knowledge, judgment, and commitment to the craft.

Scores are calculated using proprietary Bureau methodology. Results may be shared with absolutely nobody official.