F.B.I. · BUREAU OF BOOTY AFFAIRS · WEEKLY PUBLICATION WEEK OF OCTOBER 19, 2026 CLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLIC ISSUE #002
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DEPT. A · 01

Fattest Promo Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #002 SUBMISSIONS: 2
VERIFIED: YES
CONSENT: CONFIRMED
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Ava Love
✓ CONSENT VERIFIED
🏆 TOP SUBMISSION
SUB-002-A · WEEK 002
Ava Love 💞
@Avalovexxx_
Faceless, no drama, all booty. Certified PAWG — BBC and anal enthusiast who lets the evidence speak for itself. No face, no problem. The Bureau reviewed this submission thoroughly and has nothing further to add except: case closed.
BUREAU RATING9.5/10
INSPECTION LEVELEXTREME
STATUSVERIFIED
The Only Hales
✓ CONSENT VERIFIED
INSPECTOR APPROVED
SUB-002-B · WEEK 002
🍑 The Only Hales 🍑
@theonlyhales
Creamy, curvaceous, and built to provide. Gorgeous Latina with a fat juicy ass and a perfect body the Bureau has been forced to classify as a national asset. Her mission is simple: deliver. The Bureau has reviewed the evidence and seconded that mission without hesitation.
BUREAU RATING9.8/10
INSPECTION LEVELEXTREME
STATUSVERIFIED
DEPT. C · 03

Celebrity Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #002 WEEK OF OCT 19, 2026
ENTRIES REVIEWED: 4
STATUS: CLASSIFIED
CELEB-002-A ⭐ TOP PICK
Bianca Censori booty pic from TMZ
Ice Spice
Singer/Rapper
Ice Spice has kept her top spot as the best, fattest booty of the week.
RATING: 10/10 CASE 002-A
CELEB-002-B INSPECTOR PICK
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney
Actress
The ad that everyone seems to love to hate
RATING: 8.4/10 CASE 002-B
CELEB-002-C TOP PICK
Sofia Vergara in sparkly golden dress from her instagram
Sofia Vergara
Actress / Entrepreneur
One of, if not the, finest colombian actress of this generation
RATING: 9.8/10 CASE 002-C
CELEB-002-D HONORABLE MENTION
Kim Kardashian in black dress, showcasing booty from instagram
Kim Kardashian
Actress / Mogul
She may have 4 kids, but damn is that booty fat.
RATING: 8.6/10 CASE 002-D
BUREAU DISCLAIMER: All celebrity content is sourced from publicly available media. Ratings are non-official, non-binding, and deeply subjective. The Bureau offers no apologies.
DEPT. D · 04

Fattest Porn Booties
of the Week

ISSUE #002 DISPATCHES: 3
PLATFORM: XVIDEOS
RATING: EXPLICIT
VID-002-A 18+ EXPLICIT
Thick babe takes black cock in her tight ass after a workout! (interracial)
Favorite Porn Couple
BUREAU RATING: 9./10 FILED: CASE 001
VID-002-B 18+ EXPLICIT
BANGBROS - Juicy Cuban Maid Carmen De Luz Lets Client Pound Her Big Ass
Greatly inspected, and certified huge latina booty taking dick
BUREAU RATING: 9.3/10 FILED: CASE 002
VID-002-C 18+ EXPLICIT
Venezuelan Big Booty Gold Digger Gets Fucked After A Workout
Carefully Inspected: Gorgeous,big booty Venezuelan fucked
BUREAU RATING: 8.8/10 FILED: CASE 003
ALL VIDEO CONTENT IS SOURCED FROM PUBLICLY AVAILABLE ADULT PLATFORMS. ALL INDIVIDUALS DEPICTED ARE 18+ CONSENTING ADULTS. THE BUREAU VERIFIES NOTHING AND TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERYTHING.
DEPT. E · 05

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