CONSUMER AFFAIRS DIVISION · FORM FBI-RETURN-001

RETURN &
REFUND
POLICY.

The Bureau takes its merchandise seriously — even though none of it grants you any actual investigative authority. Here is exactly what we will and will not do if something goes wrong with your order.

EFFECTIVE DATEOCTOBER 2026
FILE NO.FBI-RETURN-001
CLEARANCEPUBLIC
SECTION 01 · FIELD SUPPLY DEPOT

Physical Merch

All apparel, accessories, and physical goods are printed and fulfilled on demand. Each item is made specifically when you place your order. Because of this, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges for the following reasons:

NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURN
Change of mind or buyer's remorse.
Wrong size ordered — please review the size guide on the product page before ordering.
Minor color variation between your screen and the printed item — this is normal for printed goods and not considered a defect.
ELIGIBLE FOR REPLACEMENT OR STORE CREDIT
Item arrives defective, damaged, or with a print error — contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.
You received the wrong item — contact us within 14 days of delivery.
Order never arrived past the expected delivery window — contact us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date.

You do not need to return the item. For defective or wrong items, we will send a replacement at no charge or issue store credit — whichever you prefer. The Bureau does not require you to ship anything back.

SECTION 02 · CREDENTIALS DIVISION

Digital & Novelty Items

Certain Bureau products are digital, personalized, or immediately fulfilled. These are generally non-refundable once delivered.

EXAM CERTIFICATIONS & RANK CARDS
No refunds — certifications are awarded immediately upon exam completion and cannot be un-awarded.
If you experience a technical issue during the exam that affected your result, contact us and the Bureau will review the case.
INSPECTOR ID (WHEN AVAILABLE)
Personalized IDs cannot be returned for change of mind — each one is printed with your name and information.
If your ID arrives defective, damaged, or was never delivered, contact us within 30 days for a replacement.
SECTION 03 · MEDIA & OUTREACH DIVISION

Promotional Services

Promotional products and partnership services are subject to the following terms. These are service-based purchases and refund eligibility is limited once work has commenced or content has been published.

PROMOTIONAL PACKAGES (PKG-01 THROUGH PKG-08)
No refunds once content has been published or the promotional run has started.
If a technical error on our end prevented the promotion from running, contact us to arrange a make-good.
FBI FEATURED CREATOR ($100 DEPOSIT)
The $100 deposit is non-refundable. It secures your spot and initiates Bureau review. If your content is declined, the deposit is forfeited.
The remaining $250 balance is only collected after your content is approved — you will not be charged the balance if declined.
AUDIENCE PARTNERSHIP PLANS
Refund and cancellation terms are governed by your individual partnership agreement.
Contact the Bureau directly to discuss cancellation of an active plan.
SECTION 04 · CLAIMS PROCESSING

How to File a Claim

If your situation qualifies under any of the above, file a claim through the Bureau's outreach channel. The Bureau reviews all claims manually and responds within 3–5 business days.

CLAIMS PROCESSING · CONSUMER AFFAIRS

File Your Claim

Submit your claim through the Bureau's contact channel. Include the following or the Bureau cannot process your request:

01
Your order number — found in your confirmation email.
02
Description of the issue — what happened, when you received it, what you expected.
03
Photo of the item — required for defective, damaged, or wrong-item claims.
Contact the Bureau →
OR EMAIL US DIRECTLY: fbifatbootyinspector@gmail.com
SECTION 05 · STANDARD DISCLAIMER

The Usual Fine Print

Fat Booty Inspector is a parody entertainment brand. It is not affiliated with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the United States government, or any government agency. All products are novelty items intended for entertainment purposes only.

This policy applies to purchases made directly through fatbootyinspector.com. The Bureau reserves the right to update this policy at any time. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of the current policy.

FILE NO. FBI-RETURN-001 · CLEARANCE: PUBLIC · EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 2026